Friday, November 12, 2010

Fashion Contraceptive

I for this column to smash the miniskirt. From her boyfriend's nostalgic sigh cue everywhere. A variety of fashion controversies shocked the media and casting of "happy shame, Lolita - like clothing posture on the cover of and his wife GQ just wearing gaga food, VMAs greatly ironically, fashion and respond to the conservative trend.
Instead of dishing out more miniskirt, thus maintain trace fashionista hope of sex, they have adopted a nun - like oppose any the hem of his ankle decline. And the ruler of a parable knee, the fashion industry maxi - skirts and implementation of the 1950s flare skirt in the past autumn and the summer season.
We may all can use a few other modesty in our life, especially in the experience of the past Halloweekend filled with exposed flesh, strip heels. But in my sweater, the rest of the trousers and boyfriend jeans, you might think that they will give "rest. After all, s wrong with skirt body - con before season?
Last year, the runways were packed with Herve Leger-style skirts sticking tightly to models' non-existent curves and showing off miles and miles of leg, and nobody threw a PTA-worthy tantrum or tried to legalize prostitution. And yet here we are, toward the end of 2010, facing ever-increasing conservatism in fashion.
Here are a few consequences I think everyone should ready to face if they decided to press this pre-alpha - Betty friedan trend.

1. Your boyfriend may begin acting differently on your side. For example, you might hear the so-called "dear, I come back" or "can you help me make a sandwich, dear?" Be careful, this does not jumped to match two beds in the bedroom or give your kids embarrassing, pseudo - sexual nickname like beaver.

2. If you decide to try a clothes or skirt, but school, you might be a little confused look from passers-by classrooms, because they don't know why university students wore PROM dress by jersey.

3. People might assume that you are religious. After all, Louis vuitton the only difference between 2010 autumn wear short skirt, the pilgrims in the early 1600s is voldemort is to use butter and expensive leather. If you are a religious, then this may become a great looking for you. If not, avoid confusion only ferial wear that dress. At the same time, but there are literally dress nun's skirt. Literally.

4. People will think you can cook good than you actually can. This will lead to the present disappointment and prevent heat pockets or ramen noodles.



5. Your life can be strange is similar to the movie "grease" (1978). Your boyfriend will dump you in after Thanksgiving spoke, some girls curly red hair would laugh at you is a prude, you will have to wear bright black hot pants in order to make your relationship. Incidentally, they sell hot pants in American apparel, for future reference.

As for me, I now had about four different products, imitate the trend of requirements, and more and more attention has been paid to the time I spend cooking dinner for my boyfriend. Of course, this may be due to the fact that I am now a youth off-campus apartments and lived in a complete kitchen, but no one can be so sure. And the second my boyfriend bought me a blender to celebrate my birthday, the clothes will be heading directly goodwill.

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