Monday, October 18, 2010

A female Tory MP said she couldn't live without her £200 Christian Louboutin stilettos

Some fans, a hissing, two strangulated ensemble work! ".

And now habits of some representative stunt lift fragile paper said, "no.

They mean "don't cut costs," rather than "half an hour without editing cut this speech." Sorry. But, in a terrible conference centre at Liverpool, is still rely on as Stonehenge.

'Stonehenge': Brown's audience at the TUC conference were as unmoved as Stonehenge

'Stonehenge': Brown's audience at the TUC conference were as unmoved as Stonehenge
Gordon brown may also in the day of the room to talk of old people. He entered the BT conference center hall, 225 PM to flash of a couple of cameras.
No one applauded. No man standing. He didn't even announced a few minutes. Saying, have several delegates to chat.


Buss line only won the most elaborate applause. Miss spring from the guardian sashaying stored along the aisle, a brilliant high skirt, she followed the curve of greed, hundreds of bloodshot eyes. Ah, the brothers. Harriet haman still have work to do. Mr. Brown has found some new hand movement -- especially power - bar gestures with left arm as he seems to be shaking his arms downwards.


Inspiring? Gordon Brown addressing the TUC conference Inspiring? Gordon Brown addressing the TUC conference
But the voice is soporific continue. A man in the third quarter, seat, so beautiful, nodded muddled lips sucked into a small tweety bow when he snoozed - he is probably an advertisement for night nurse. Lucky guy.
We say "challenges" a barber. Dan's leaders say that this is a "challenge", and thinks he's bloody awful.
Mr. Tan, a little skinnier. Lovely small dimples, he has. Jimmy Tarbuck thinking of woman. The chairman of the meeting, Mr Brown said the speech inspired and challenging, is likely to be translated as "we don't agree with a word, look it up, thank god has ended, but I guess you than Cameron".
Mr Brown also kept talking about the challenges. God knows what he meant. If he really make the person awake, he no seat 41. However, if it is to prevent the challenge from the public sector moments of the noise of the union, he succeeded.
He did that by only using the word 'cuts' in a stealthy way. By my reckoning he mentioned it seven times but not once did he say 'sorry, friends, we're going to have to cut jobs'. Instead: 'Labour will cut costs, cut inefficiencies, cut unnecessary programmes and cut lower priority budgets'. See? Less obvious that way, isn't it. Doesn't sting.
He also said he would cut the deficit. You probably do that by raising taxes or spending less (i.e. job cuts). But again, he avoided plain English. Although they will have seen through his opacity they decided not to make a scene. To have done so at the last TUC conference before a general election would not have been clever.
Right at the end of his speech Mr Brown came up with the line that 'we must never believe that a blind fate governs us all'.
It came from nowhere and its provenance was perplexing. Perhaps he meant 'I can still win the election'. Or was it something more philosophical? If so, Norman Tebbit would surely agree.
Earlier the conference was entertained by some school children (all white) who were dressed up in Nelson Mandela-style shirts and sang South African anthems. They did jolly well, but why the African theme? Why not sing some English madrigals or, given that this was Liverpool, some Beatles hits?
The comrades also debated the matter of compulsory high heels in the workplace and heard that a female Tory MP had said she couldn't live without her £200 Christian Louboutin stilettos.
Mary Turner, who represents dinner ladies, said that £200 was more than some of her workers earn in a month  -  easily the spikiest remark on an otherwise subdued day.

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