Can Frank Lampard's form be put down to baby name issues? Photograph: Neal Simpson/Empics Sport
In South Africa is plain, many of the world's top artistes like broken from - like John terry excuse. Results from the exhaustion of the football once or twice a week (and let's face it many middle-aged it professionals can manage no standing, hand in their hips in the middle of their workplace sulkily), but from the screaming for constantly be - weighted rowing machine of modern celebrity.
This summer, it first significant opportunity, a top player always spiritual crisis during meetings in costly painful treatment of the Indian Ocean health spa, because he has received another text offered him using 100,000 put his name, bowling alley marina - and - boutique world development thickness equatorial guinea is a black Amex card.
Therefore, we must act at once premiership club in order to prevent some of the situation of our planet's most popular, the most thoroughly maestros casually or has its important attack sucked out juice the greedy funnelweb - spider's fame. Who wants to see Wayne rooney to reduce to the sort of dry skin, can play open some guy from the New Zealand education seven games? Well, ok, but besides you and me?
Need what prevent catastrophic events we repeat on the World Cup club established a broader backroom staff caused the need of overall modern football celebrity. With the physios, fitness coach, dieticians, psychologists and masseuses, I want to see the club introduce experts:
Baby Name Selector
Nothing is more tiring for the would-be David Beckhams of our era than having to pick a fresh, original and classy-but-not-in-a-snobbish-sort-of-a-way name for their new offspring, which within a year will be shared by dozens of Abercrombie and Fitch romper-suit wearing nippers from the outer suburbs. Many believe Frank Lampard's run of poor form for England is directly traceable back to the day he found that Posh and Becks had stolen the name Cruz, which he had been planning to use for his own first born. Since then the Chelsea midfielder has worn the haunted look of a man who can't decide whether to name his child after a variety of chilli pepper, or just call it Alan or Susan and be buggered.
This summer, it first significant opportunity, a top player always spiritual crisis during meetings in costly painful treatment of the Indian Ocean health spa, because he has received another text offered him using 100,000 put his name, bowling alley marina - and - boutique world development thickness equatorial guinea is a black Amex card.
Therefore, we must act at once premiership club in order to prevent some of the situation of our planet's most popular, the most thoroughly maestros casually or has its important attack sucked out juice the greedy funnelweb - spider's fame. Who wants to see Wayne rooney to reduce to the sort of dry skin, can play open some guy from the New Zealand education seven games? Well, ok, but besides you and me?
Need what prevent catastrophic events we repeat on the World Cup club established a broader backroom staff caused the need of overall modern football celebrity. With the physios, fitness coach, dieticians, psychologists and masseuses, I want to see the club introduce experts:
Baby Name Selector
Nothing is more tiring for the would-be David Beckhams of our era than having to pick a fresh, original and classy-but-not-in-a-snobbish-sort-of-a-way name for their new offspring, which within a year will be shared by dozens of Abercrombie and Fitch romper-suit wearing nippers from the outer suburbs. Many believe Frank Lampard's run of poor form for England is directly traceable back to the day he found that Posh and Becks had stolen the name Cruz, which he had been planning to use for his own first born. Since then the Chelsea midfielder has worn the haunted look of a man who can't decide whether to name his child after a variety of chilli pepper, or just call it Alan or Susan and be buggered.
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