DON'T MOCK ME!

ASHLEY Dupre can't take a joke. The hottie hooker who brought down Eliot Spitzer was in a sheer wifebeater and tight jeans as she checked her cellphone in front of Abercrombie & Fitch on Fifth Avenue the other day. A pedicab driver at roadside quipped: "hi, ASHLEY, excuse me sitting in your life, free? Consider professional manners, because the two of us street!" When passers-by started laughing, Dupre shooting dagger, shout: "get lost, idiot!"