Jimmy Choos are the thinking woman's big-day shoe

Going up

William Tempest
Latest hotshot-whippersnapper-designer. Emma Watson has already worn him, dontcha know
Uniqlo's pastel-coloured jeans
At £25 a pop, the easiest way into this colour blocking thing we're meant to be doing. The sugar pink is a fashion desk staple
Lady GaGa
It's wrong, but when you're obsessed, you're obsessed. But it wouldn't hurt to put on a skirt, would it?
Bros
Does the return of ripped denim justify revisiting Drop The Boy? Damned right
Below-the-knee coats on men
Looking presidential, and all the rage at Prada next season
Smythson's Enid clutch
The grey bag obsession continues

Going down

Bow ties
George Lamb put us off
Glossy blow-outs
Hair 09 is all about Drew Barrymore at the Globes. Think big, matt and bird's-nesty
Louboutins
Thanks to Michelle Obama, Jimmy Choos are the thinking woman's big-day shoe
Tracy Anderson
Madonna's trainer. Gwyneth's trainer. We know - and we don't give a spangled leotard